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TH!S !S NOT A TYPO. TH!S !S NOT A M!STAKE. TH!S !S THE PO!NT.
LOUD !N ENGL!SH. LAUT AUF DEUTSCH. FORT !N FRANÇA!S. ALTO EN ESPAÑOL. LAOD ON BASE.
ONE WORD. EVERY T!MEZONE. EVERY BEDROOM STUD!O AT 3AM. ZERO TRANSLAT!ON NEEDED !F YOU FEEL !T.
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TH!S WAS BU!LT FOR YOU. THE HUMANS WHO GET !T !N THE F!RST SECOND. THE ONES WHO SEE LAOD AND HEAR !T LOUD !MMED!ATELY W!THOUT ANYONE TELL!NG THEM TO. THE ONES WHO ALREADY SENT TH!S TO SOMEONE. THE ONES WHO ARE ALREADY !NS!DE.
THAT'S OUR TR!BE. THAT'S THE F!LTER. THAT'S THE VELVET ROPE AND !T HAS NO BOUNCER BECAUSE !T NEEDS NONE BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW !F YOU'RE !N OR NOT YOU'VE KNOWN S!NCE THE F!RST L!NE.
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