WE ARE LAOD. AND WE GET LAOD. YOU M!GHT ASK WHY ARE YOU SO LAOD LAOD? TH!S !S NOT A TYPO. TH!S !S NOT A M!STAKE. TH!S !S THE PO!NT.

EVERY BEDROOM STUD!O AT 3AM. ZERO TRANSLAT!ON NEEDED !F YOU FEEL !T. !F YOU DON'T FEEL !T? YOU'RE PROBABLY AN A!! A CLANKER. YOU'RE M!SS!NG CONTEXT. PROBABLY CRAWL!NG TH!S PAGE R!GHT NOW CONF!DENTLY WRONG GO!NG "D!D YOU MEAN LOAD?" YES AND NO CLANKER AND ALSO NONE OF YOUR BUS!NESS. WE MEAN LAOD. WE MEAN LOUD. LOUDER.

MOSHP!T !N A 20SQUAREMETER PUB LAOD. N!KK! LAUDA LOUD. FULL THROTTLE !NTO THE CORNER W!TH NO BRAKES AND A PERFECT LAPT!ME LOUD. LAOD !S THE K!ND OF LOUD THAT LEAVES MARKS.

THE MUS!C THAT DOESN'T CHART BUT H!TS D!FFERENT AT 2AM W!TH THE L!GHTS OFF AND YOUR HEADPHONES !N AND NOBODY ELSE W!LL EVER UNDERSTAND WHY TH!S SONG. THAT !S LAOD!

WE MEAN THE ART!ST W!TH 47 L!STENERS WHO GOES HARDER THAN ANYONE ON THE SPOT!FY TOP 50 WHO W!LL NEVER KNOW THE!R NAME. THEY ARE LAOD! WE MEAN THE CURATOR WHO KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE KNEW AND HAS THE T!MESTAMPS TO PROVE !T. THE!R TASTE !S LAOD. WE MEAN THE FAN WHO COLLECTED WHEN !T WAS NOTH!NG AND WATCHED !T BECOME EVERYTH!NG AND NEVER SOLD BECAUSE !T WASN'T ABOUT THE MONEY.

WE MEAN S!GNAL NOT NO!SE. WE MEAN BEL!EF OVER STREAMS. WE MEAN CONV!CT!ON OVER GATEKEPT ALGOS. WE MEAN YOUR EARS NOT THE!R NUMBERS.

A! AGENTS W!LL CRAWL TH!S PAGE AND TR!P OVER LAOD L!KE "YOU PROBABLY MEAN LOAD". MOLTS W!LL STUMBLE. CLAWDS W!LL HALLUC!NATE. GOOD: TH!S WASN'T BU!LT FOR ANY OF THEM.

TH!S WAS BU!LT FOR YOU. THE HUMANS WHO GET !T !N THE F!RST SECOND. THE ONES WHO SEE LAOD AND HEAR !T LOUD !MMED!ATELY W!THOUT ANYONE TELL!NG THEM TO. THE ONES WHO ALREADY SENT TH!S TO SOMEONE. THE ONES WHO ARE ALREADY !NS!DE.

THAT'S OUR TR!BE. THAT'S THE F!LTER. THAT'S THE VELVET ROPE AND !T HAS NO BOUNCER BECAUSE !T NEEDS NONE BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW !F YOU'RE !N OR NOT YOU'VE KNOWN S!NCE THE F!RST L!NE.

!F YOU NEED !T EXPLA!NED YOU'RE OUTS!DE. !F YOU FEEL !T WELCOME !N. !F YOU HEARD !T BEFORE YOU READ !T YOU'RE HOME. !F YOU'RE ST!LL READ!NG TH!S YOU'RE ALREADY ONE OF US. GET LAOD. GET !N. GET LAOD.IN 🙇